welcome 2 the official homepage of HOTDOG PARADISE — a digital sanctuary dedicated to the noble encased-meat-product. we opened our virtual doors on may 17, 1999 and have not logged off since. the Y2K bug did not affect us because our mainframe is a hot dog.
we firmly believe that one hot dog is a snack, two hot dogs is a meal, and forty-seven hot dogs is a personality. this website reflects that philosophy via its volume of hot dogs, its quality of hot dogs, and the sheer frequency with which hot dogs appear in your peripheral vision.
if you are a regulator, this is satire. if you are a hot dog, hi.